Avoid All Sex Workers At All Costs

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I’ll be the first person to admit to doing something, especially when it involves sex. I’ve hooked up with sex workers and since I’ve done so, I can confidently tell you why avoiding all sex workers is the best thing that you can possibly do for yourself and your wallet. To be honest, I can’t recommend any other dating site other than this site here if you want to get laid. What I will do is tell you why I avoid sex workers all the time.

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Sex Workers Suck Big Time And You Need To Avoid Them!

Here are a few reasons why I avoid sex workers at all costs and why you should do the same. There are literally thousands of reasons why you should avoid these workers. What I can say is that I’ve fucked Houston escorts and doing so has made me realize why dating sites are so much more effective than hiring girls for sex. Find out why now…

Sex Workers Are Gross
The girls that parade around the streets as sex workers are pretty disgusting. They don’t take care of themselves and they’ve likely fucked 10 dudes by the time you fuck them. After all, they work for money and they fuck for cash. How does fucking a girl after 10 guys sound? Well, you’ll be fucking gross sex workers unless you join a dating site that’s geared to get you laid.

They Are Drug Addicts
Most sex workers are drug addicts that aren’t afraid to rob you blind. There’s a reason that they sell their bodies for sex. I hate to break the news to you but it’s not because they are absolutely beautiful and get millions of dollars for selling their bodies. It’s because they have addiction issues and they need to feed a drug addiction. Not all of them but most of the girls.

Sex Workers Will Get You In Trouble
What’s more embarrassing than getting caught having sex with a sex worker? Honestly, nothing at all is more embarrassing than that. When you get in trouble, your picture ends up in the local newspaper and it’s one of the most troubling things that you’ll ever encounter if you do get in trouble. I’ll never ever pay for sex again because I’ve had a few friends get in trouble for doing so.

It’s Expensive
Sex workers are expensive and you’re not getting what you pay for. In fact, you might be getting much more than your paying for and not in a good way. You could be getting diseases, legal issues and even robbed at gunpoint.

These four reasons are plenty to deter you from hiring sex workers to fuck you. I strongly advise against hiring these working girls. If you want to fuck a local girl just connect with her using a dating site that gets you laid.

Is Chris Evans Dating or Fucking Jenny Slate? Or Perhaps Doing Both?

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Hey there! I’ve got some serious bedroom gossip for you today. This one involves a couple of hot celebs that have found their way into each other’s bedrooms for some hot sex. Well, at least that’s what I’m guessing is going down here. Chris Evans and Jenny Slate are officially dating each other. If you don’t know who Chris Evans is, he is Captain America. You know, the Marvel character that hot moms get wet panties for when they take field trips to the movies. You guessed it! Well, when Captain America isn’t busy making local girls pussies drip, he’s spending time with sexy comedian Jenny Slate.  These aren’t the first celebs I’ve reported to hookup though. Remember I told you about Monica and Chandler? What about rapper Future and those slutty twins? You know I know my celeb gossip!

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Credit: VanityFair.com Left, by Alli Harvey; Right, by Mike Marsland/WireImage (Getty Images)

Who is Jenny Slate?

Most people don’t have a fucking clue who Jenny Slate is. That’s likely because she’s just not that popular, yet. She appeared in the hit show Girls and she’s recently divorced (after being married for four years). She’s a co-star in the film Gifted, where she stars with her new boyfriend Chris. I wonder if she’s admiring Chris for his Captain America muscles or perhaps for his love muscle!

Will these two last? I have no idea whether they will actually make it in the tough celeb dating world that we live in today. Who the fuck cares really, though. The important thing is that these two got together, went on dates and that they hopefully both now get laid on the regular since they are an item.

I’ve never personally dated any famous actress but I can safely say that I’ve had sex with a few look-alikes that I met on FuckBook. Spending so much time using dating sites and with the number of new people joining daily, you’re bound to run into someone that looks like a famous person. If they live nearby, I say send them a message and try to fuck them. There’s nothing better than famous sex. Just do it and thank me later. As for Captain America and Jenny Slate, you two have fun fucking one another.

Not sure how to meet people to have more sex? If you’re feeling that way then you obviously haven’t spent much time on my dating blog. I use online dating sites to meet people for sex. It’s the only way that I operate these days. Why? Well, simply because it works. I use sites and the best hookup bars in my neighborhood to find local sex almost every other day. Don’t hate, congratulate!

Why Houston Escorts Should Be Avoided

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Let’s face it, we’ve all had to pay for sex one way or another. If it’s not spending money taking a girl out to eat or paying her bar tab, it’s paying her in other ways. I’ve never been a big fan of using any type of paid escort service for sex and the even better news is that I no longer need to worry about that now that I’ve got the best sex site that gets me laid on the regular. Here are a few reasons why I avoid Houston escorts and why you should do the same! If you live in the area or you’re planning on visiting Houston then I must warn you to not hire one. Instead, I recommend that you read this article and take my full advice on how to successfully get laid for much less!

Here are a few reasons why I avoid Houston escorts and why you should do the same! If you live in the area or you’re planning on visiting Houston then I must warn you to not hire one. Instead, I recommend that you read this article and take my full advice on how to successfully get laid for much less!

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Reasons To Avoid Houston Escorts and Agencies

I hired a couple Houston escorts and I’ll never hire one ever again. Here are a few reasons why you need to avoid any escorts in Houston on Craigslist, Backpage or any other shady site in Houston or any other location for that matter. Most of the principles are all applicable across the country.

They Are Expensive

Hooking up with escorts in Houston was expensive as fuck. I’m talking super expensive. I spent literally close to a thousand dollars on one encounter with a girl and it was a huge waste of money. Yes, you should absolutely pay for a date but you shouldn’t pay some nasty hooker to have sex with you for a ridiculous amount of money. These Houston girls know how to run a good game on guys too. They give you the run around telling you all about what they need and they hit you with every excuse possible to squeeze extra money out of you! I guess if you’re rapper Future, then you can hire two girls to date and fuck, but I’m willing to guess you ain’t shit and you definitely aren’t Future!

They Are Shady

Houston escorts and the escort agencies that hire out the girls are shady operations. Most of the time they tell you that they’re coming alone and they show up with aa girlfriend that they expect you to pay out too. There have been instances documented where certain physical altercations have taken place for one reason or another. This is pretty typical with any Houston escort. I’d be willing to be that they’ve all robbed a guy at one point or another. Just crazy shady business as far as I’m concerned.

You Can Get Arrested

The huge difference between hiring an escort and using a real dating site is that when using a site like Fuckbook, you and your sex partner are legit trying to date each other. On the other hand, when you hire some skank escort and agree to pay her money to fuck you then you could end up in jail. There are lots of undercover police in Houston, TX and other major cities throughout the country that spend 24/7 chasing down guys looking for escorts. It’s embarrassing if you do get caught and it’s completely avoidable if you join a dating site instead.

The Escorts Are Dirty

It’s a well-known fact that escorts are far dirtier than almost all other girls that exist on the normal dating scene. This is due to the number of sex partners they have and the type of people they are hooking up with. The agencies that hire Houston hookers specifically don’t test the girls for diseases and most of them are heavy drug users that put themselves at great risk of getting something and passing it on to their clients. It’s not worth the risk.

They Aren’t Verified

Girls on dating sites have been verified in some shape or form. They get verified through the use of a credit card or submitting their IDs into the website. Escorts, on the other hand, are not verified. You have no fucking clue who this slut is that you’re banging. She could be some nasty crack head thief and you wouldn’t have any idea of she was.

I think the reasons I’ve mentioned above are enough for you to steer clear of any escorts in Houston or any other major city and instead look for an online booty call of some sort using a dating website.